Funny taxi man

Yesterday night I took a taxi home after some drinks at a Salsa club.
The guy used to work in California as a forex trader, got burnt and is now driving a merc taxi and trying to undercut the taxi company by offering his services free of booking charge.

Best thing is, he's well spoken and awesome funny.

Here's some jokes he shared.

Why is a tomato red?
Because its blushing.
Why did it blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

Said one testicle to the other, "I don't understand why we should hang when the guy in the middle is the real culprit."

Said one one breast to the other,"If we hang here any longer, we must be nuts."

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells pears, what does farmer C sell?

Medicine....


So a little boy saw his parents having sex, and he decided to ask mummy what they were doing.
Mummy got embarrassed and lied that she was just helping daddy to slim down by bouncing up and down on his tummy.
So the little boy said,"But mummy, its no use coz in the day, when you're out at work, the maid blows daddy's tummy up again."