Oh you bitch!!

Thank you...

2010-05-02T15:41:00.000+08:00

Wonder when someone will read this but thanks to all of you for yesterday.

For agreeing to make time out of your busy schedules to watch Chicago together. =)

I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.

Only regret? We didn't take any photos! Cos our assigned photographer left right after the show for another show!

I apologise... I write...

2010-04-13T21:12:00.000+08:00

Sooo........ I'm back. *hee*
I've almost forgotten about our little blog now.
When I'm free I'll give ya a nice make over and add some weird stuff on the side.

Its April now, and the weather's been totally wonky.
Hot enough to cook necks today and too wet to dry clothes the next day.
Anymore crazy weather we would probably be seeing snow by June..

Anyway we should start booking air plane tickets for the trip soon yar?
Unless we plan to paddle down to Mt Fuji? Might not have enough leave for that trip though..

Right, so......... I wonder when will the next comment on this post be dated.
*shhhhh......* I predict May....

Sigh* still haven't found a buyer for my Chicago ticket... anyone out there wanna take my Chicago ticket for May 1st? Please?? Pretty pretty please with cherries on top?

END OF POST...

So much for...

2010-03-22T17:29:00.001+08:00

creating a blog to keep in touch.

NOBODY's blogging at all.

Exactly a month

2010-03-16T16:10:00.002+08:00

It's exactly a month since this blog has been abandoned. What a short-lived one it has had.

Right down the middle...

2010-02-16T11:33:00.000+08:00

...of February... or perhaps not.
As un-japanese as we are, we could afford some tolerance
towards precision, or rather the lack of it? oh yes we can.

January's come and gone.
What have you done?
For the entire of winter, my schedule's been pretty mundane,
and loopy, looking something of such sort:
work like a cow → sleep like a pig → board like a starfish → work like a cow
At the times in between, i become the space cadet, piloting my super spacecraft,
hoovering about the zone between fantasy and reality.

The lunch bell's gone off.
Its back to being a cow. Moo.
Two hours to the exercise bell.
Another two to the official knocking off hours.

Oh bollocks.
You'd all be somewhere chomping away on the yummy stuffs now
Chomp more for me. ^^
Happy New Year you biatches!

Jan's coming to an end!!

2010-01-28T18:08:00.002+08:00

Mr Teh!! Not you too?! Have you abandoned this blog too?! Don't leave me alone... Hahah!! *drama*

So how's the new job?

I'm thinking we probably won't be having a Jan gathering... Cos me can't make it this weekend at all... Early Feb gathering to make up for it? How's that?

And pple who haven't returned me $$ for Chicago... DO IT BEFORE CNY!!! I'm a VERY traditional/conservative (?) personnnn!!! Don't owe me $$ over CNY!

I'm starving.. Waiting for Mel's sms is taking its toll on me. I'm starving... Like seriously H-U-N-G-R-Y!!

31st Jan IS COMING!!!! HELP!!!!

2010-01-19T17:44:00.001+08:00

Hey people.. we're about 3/4 through Jan and we still HAVEN'T SET A DATE 4 our Jan dinner.

So yes.. people pls supply us with your available dates for next week (25-31 Jan)
We can do a pre CNY dinner with Loh Hei Yu Shen + Steamboat or smthing lah....

Maybe put a Shi Tou on the Loong and make him prance around for good luck. (wah Qi Lin leh)

Oh and we can bring pairs of oranges and throw it at each other for Ji Xiang Ru Yi.

Huat Ah, the CNY is coming!

HeyYY!Y!y!y!Y!Y!Y!Y!

2010-01-18T17:02:00.001+08:00

Upon celine's insistence, I have also decided to write smthing...
Sigh, is no one else interested in advancing your literary ego thru senseless blogging?

Maybe we should try to earn some cash.....

Some stupid guy invited me to go for cantemus 2010 on facebook....
Do they even know its a combined performance?? haha

I'm currently irritating the colleague who's gonna take over my job about my impending departure..
*Muahahahahaahha*
Come to think about it, I was pretty nice already. Helping set this year's template, teaching how to use some stupid web thingy and advising how to handle the boss.. haha

Counting down to ORD, 4 days to go...

Slowing Down...

2010-01-18T13:44:00.001+08:00

This blog seems to be slowing down. TZ's not blogging as much, neither am I.

But today, I had to make myself find something to do before my eyes start staring at the table. So I'm here!

I think this typing thing is not working though. Cos I'm typing with my eyes closed! Maybe I should go grab 15mins in the toilet or something...

*locks computer*

We sang last night ah...

2010-01-15T11:48:00.000+08:00

We sing again tomorrow..
Now we sing like we've never sung before.
So you ask us..
For what we keep on singing,
We sing for the guys n gals who show us appreciation
We sing for the love of music that gave us our amusement.
We sing for the choristers whom i stand proudly abreast.
We sing for the resonance of the final curtain's applause.

Post-Lunch Syndrome aka PLS

2010-01-12T14:20:00.002+08:00

I sure am sleepy from lunch... Which is not a good sign...

So who's going to Japan?? Raise your hand!!

ZzzzZZzzzZZZzzzzz

The longest monday ever..

2010-01-11T11:37:00.000+08:00

Sigh... the day is crawling by really slowly..
As most are aware, I'm awaiting a reply from DSTA today regarding my future employment.
If they don't call, then tomorrow I will officially be registering as a matriculated student of NUS...

where's my *ring ring*??? sigh....

Happy as a blue bird..

2010-01-08T15:27:00.001+08:00

Well theres a good deal of praying and hoping going on at my house because for the very first time,
I might be employed in a full time position!

For full details akan datang...

Japan trip... Here I COME!! Maybe...

Maybe second days are better?

2010-01-05T16:57:00.001+08:00

I'm still bored..

2010 is just as lousy as 2009.

Right?

I think i should buy 4D... maybe I might get a small windfall.

How were your 1st days?

2010-01-04T17:24:00.001+08:00

It's 5:25pm.. Another 5 mins to 5:30pm and I'll be off work!

Congratulations to all who survived the first day back at work! Haha!

Do I leave at 5:30pm? No... Why? Cos I have dance later at 8:15pm!!

Right now, I'm blabbering... Cos I'm so darn sian at work!!
Aren't we all.......?

ZZZ... Wha..?

2010-01-01T10:01:00.001+08:00

Zzzzz.... Snore... ZZzzz..Snor..snort... Wha... What?
Its 2010 already? damn.... missed the countdown..

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!!

ZZzzzz........

2010's here!

2009-12-31T22:59:00.002+08:00

Hey y'all! Have a fantastic countdown and see you on Saturday!!

Happy 2010!!!

Happy New Year!!!

2009-12-31T15:04:00.001+08:00

happy new year ya'll!!!

signing off from office~~!

Ow ow ow!!!

2009-12-30T12:12:00.000+08:00

Whoa... kitty C is really rubbing salt into wounds here.

For those who are poor drones like me, who were in office the past two days and happily enjoying the fact that today is wednesday and 1 day closer to another long weekend, I feel your pain.

Anyway, i will NOT be able to watch Avatar tonight, since the movie theatre was already 75% full by the time i checked yesterday afternoon. And since i don't want to pay extra to watch alone on a weekend, it will have to wait till next week.

Side note.. I wonder if Kitty C's Christmas socks will be filled with cotton buds.. hahahahahahaha...
Then again I'm just being evil on a wed afternoon.

sian

2009-12-30T10:49:00.003+08:00

30 Dec 2009! It's so sian coming back to work after such a looooooong weekend. For those who don't know, my office was closed for Monday and Tuesday too! 28th because the UK office was closed so my boss said we'll follow their calendar and 29th because it was a day off given to all employees for recognition of our hard work... 6 days off work!! Imagine how sianified I was coming back to work today!!

Plus I don't know why but I haven't been sleeping well the past few nights.. Not that I kept waking up in the middle of the night but I kept dreaming! Weird weird dreams..

Enjoy Avatar tonight, Mr Teh!

And seriously... The only 2 people with a valid and attainable wishlist is Zhiyu and I!! What's up with the others? Haii.. Disappointing..

Christmas is boorring....

2009-12-28T15:29:00.000+08:00

Heya all ye biatches... where're we having dinner this sat?

Anyway a Merry-4th-day-of-Christmas to ya.. (four calling birds, three french hens....)
Its been a borrriinggg X'mas this year.
My festive weekend was spent fixing up my cousin's comp, watching a totally un-christmas-y Sherlock Holmes with friends (which is really good by the way) and having dinner with some relatives.

*sigh*

Does anyone wanna watch Avatar 3D? I'm gonna watch it alone on wed if no one is interested.

i realised my wish has been edited too!!!

2009-12-28T15:03:00.000+08:00

....

merrrry xmas!!

2009-12-28T12:46:00.000+08:00

how were ur celebrations?!?! or still celebrating?

ps: celine.. it wasn't me.. haha

Excuse me...

2009-12-24T16:30:00.000+08:00

Who edited my wish list and added items 5 - 7?!?!?!?

your wish is MELVYN's wish...

2009-12-22T13:21:00.003+08:00

i TOTALLY agree with u on G*****! omg!!! super can stand it... no conducting etiquette and no musical sense to add... *rolls eyes 720 degrees*

well... anyways... here's my wishlist... drawn out for me by zhiyu..

1) a bedazzled tiara
2) a knitted vest (pink/white/baby blue)
3) a leather wristlet (with or without studs)
4) a book on "How to achieve the metrosexual look."

have fun!

ZHIYU's Xmas Wishlist "cont"

2009-12-21T16:17:00.008+08:00

Mmm...
Me too me too!

Here's my Santa wish list.

1. A Haruki Murakami book (anything except The wind up bird chronicle or Norwegian Wood)

2. A collection of Salsa dance music or "Learn to dance Salsa" DVDs

3. Apricot/mixed nuts dipped in yogurt candy! (It has to be yogurt!)

4. An IWC Portuguese Tourbillon (If you get me this, I will be your slave for a year)

CELINE's Xmas Wishlist edited

2009-12-21T15:41:00.008+08:00

Before I begin.. Yes, I've exceeded my quota of caroling for the year. 3 sessions killed me. As enjoyable as it was, I think if it would have been a little more awesome if it were just the all-stars singing.

And for those who are having a headache trying to decide what to get for your Secret Santas... How about starting a wishlist here so it'll alleviate some of that tension headaches you've been having?

So to whoever picked my name... here are some stuff i would like!

1. A cookie hamper filled with diabetic cookies.. preferably chocolate cookies/wafers.. :)
2. a mp3 player speaker..
3. Ooh! as stupid as this sounds.. but an extra battery for my camera!! my camera's a Canon Ixus 980.. Go find out the battery model yourself..
~~4. the simplest.. CASH! hahaha!!~~
4. A shawl thingy from Cold Wear. It comes in many different colours and can be worn in many different ways. I want a bright coloured one!
5. Any cute guy from the boy band ENERGY
6. A hello kitty plush doll the same size as kat tj
7. A cotton bud.... (seriously.. i love cotton buds)

Jingle balls Jingle balls, Jingle for a lay

2009-12-21T12:08:00.003+08:00

Oops, forgot to post on Saturday. Sigh there's a hole in our posting train now...

Everyone (meaning me, kitty and bitchy-queen) probably toppled from exhaustion on Sunday, what with 3 sessions of caroling at two locations in the short span of 2.5 hrs, and a sub-standard yoshi-bowl-rice dinner. *sigh*
Not sure about the rest, but i've just about finished my quota for caroling this year.

And since it is a bitch club, i would like to put into black and white that Ger***'s conducting is as gay as a handbag full on rainbows. (i love the expression)
He conducts the expression and not the beat, since he probably has no sense of rhythm. And that stupid expression on his face (i think its his version of a smile) is just retarded.

*Gawddd*..... Almost clawed my eyes out after yesterday night.

On a side note, apparently "rhythm" is the longest English word with no vowels in it. (to date that is)

Date maybe?

2009-12-18T10:58:00.000+08:00

Eh... is there any way to include the date in when we post??

Thursday is crawling to an end

2009-12-17T17:25:00.002+08:00

Check it out, another week is finally coming to an end.
Spend half my day covering my ass.
Time well spent if you ask me.

TGIF tomorrow, and christmas is coming.. Where are the fat geese?
And for once in my life, I would like to eat a christmas pudding with silver coins or timbles in it. (not interested in an anchor)

Maybe we should add margaret to this blog, we might get a post every day of our daily bread.

Help, i think its frozen!

2009-12-16T16:38:00.003+08:00

I can't believe its still 4:39. Isn't it just a crappy feeling when you have nothing to do... yet frantically pretending to look busy?

I think time has just frozen on me. Checking the clock and synchronizing my pc with the atomic clock in UK every 10 seconds is doing nothing for my nerves.

On a side note, i did find out that one second is officially defined as the duration of 9,192,631,770 cycles of radiation corresponding to the transition between two energy levels of the caesium-133 atom.

Comparatively the Celsius scale now makes a whole lot more sense yar?

I think if civilization should be frozen at an instant by some big scary alien creep, i would like to be immortalized in the ultimate act of pleasure. (read:copulation)
I mean opposable thumbs and all, i think sex for pleasure measures higher in the milestones of evolution. Anyway its probably the oldest form of pleasure in the history of mankind. (or womankind for those who matter)

Then again, i'm just rambling.. Please god, let 30 mins have passed since the beginning of this post.

Its Wed afternoon... (let's see how long we can keep this up)

2009-12-16T13:33:00.004+08:00

Its Wednesday, and I took a half day off this morning to attend my course briefing.
Amazingly, the proportion of Singaporeans taking this IT course has an even split of girls and boys. (or in some instances uncles and aunties)

So there I was sitting in what seems to be sub zero temperatures and having a slight hangover from last night's beer and this weird uncle starts talking about what if he is unable to gain admission should he fail his medical test.

I really wonder if he has AIDs, since that is one of only two critical illness that will immediately prevent admission into NUS. Shall make a mental note to stay away.

Oh and to answer kitty's doubts, I was hardly different on Sunday, in fact this is how i usually behave, an idiot.(plus an insufferable cynic) Maybe you guys don't spend enough time with me. *sigh*

Need a recharge soon over Christmas, everyone seems to be going overseas.
Christmas party anyone? Can I volunteer Her Majesty's humble abode as party venue? Haha...

Tuesday Afternoon

2009-12-15T14:19:00.002+08:00

It's Tuesday afternoon, approximately a full 24hours after Paper Fish has posted.

Tiger isn't even following this blog, has he even accepted the invitation to blog? I don't think so...

Haha!! Just so you know, my sister was trying hard to control her laughter at the driver's seat too. Honestly, the only reason I can think of now to why we were laughing so much is cos you were so not yourself!! That was hilarious.

And OMG!! What did you see, Mel? Of course we wanna know. This blog is full of crap anyways.... =p

ZZzzzz..zz..z

2009-12-14T14:39:00.003+08:00

OMG its monday afternoon and I'm practically half asleep, no to mention the post lunch snooze-y feelings that are so hard to shake off.

Someone commented on face book that she feels like a zombie in the movie zombie land.. I can understand that decaying feeling. As of now, my brain functions are slowly shutting down, starting with the most idle programs such as making conversation, interpreting numbers and socializing.
Soon I'll probably cease to type while my eyelids slowly droop like wet cement, and zzz..

Before that happens, I would like to express thanks to Tiger for inviting us to the concert last night. It was spectacular, though the incessant pounding of piano keys did little to compliment the second half of the concert.

For those who missed the second part of the entertainment, Kitty and friend decided to go all nuts and giggly while waiting for our ride, till I exited the car. It was rather amusing I admit. So thx for the after coffee entertainment.

Cheerios, and here's wishing you a great week ahead!

Re: Oh come on now, i'm sure you have something to say...

2009-12-10T12:04:00.001+08:00

haha.. u seriously wun wanna noe wat i saw when i was shitting the other day.. SERIOUSLY!!

crap.. i'm down with a cold again la.. sianz...

Re: Oh come on now, i'm sure you have something to say...

2009-12-09T16:38:00.001+08:00

In response to Zhiyu...

Yeah pple.. Say something... Seems like it's basically just him and me ranting in this blog...

Funny taxi man

2009-12-09T15:32:00.004+08:00

Yesterday night I took a taxi home after some drinks at a Salsa club.
The guy used to work in California as a forex trader, got burnt and is now driving a merc taxi and trying to undercut the taxi company by offering his services free of booking charge.

Best thing is, he's well spoken and awesome funny.

Here's some jokes he shared.

Why is a tomato red?
Because its blushing.
Why did it blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

Said one testicle to the other, "I don't understand why we should hang when the guy in the middle is the real culprit."

Said one one breast to the other,"If we hang here any longer, we must be nuts."

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells pears, what does farmer C sell?

Medicine....

So a little boy saw his parents having sex, and he decided to ask mummy what they were doing.
Mummy got embarrassed and lied that she was just helping daddy to slim down by bouncing up and down on his tummy.
So the little boy said,"But mummy, its no use coz in the day, when you're out at work, the maid blows daddy's tummy up again."

Oh come on now, i'm sure you have something to say...

2009-12-09T15:29:00.001+08:00

The blog has been up for a while now and only 3 ppl are bothering to update it. Everyone else please remember to input your two cents worth once in a while.

eg.
1. Going out on a date? tell us how it went.

2. Cooking a meal? show us how it turned out.

3. Shitting in the toilet? share the new jokes you saw on the cubicle wall.

So go on, type away people!

Sore throat.. =(

2009-12-06T23:25:00.001+08:00

Help!! I'm developing a sore throat.. So uncomfortable. =(

Good evening

2009-12-01T17:16:00.002+08:00

Heya all!

Dance was fine, pretty gal is a slight disappointment. She seems to have no sense of rhythm, which makes dancing with her very stressful for me. Can't seem to ignore the music and just follow the action.
Other than that, she's still awesome gorgeous, and has great fashion sense.. *yum*

Oh well.. i suppose we can't all be perfect.

I'm guessing the rest are just about too busy (read: Lazy) to join in the fun here. Anyway this week has been slightly hectic, end of mth and end of year so lots of sales figures and budgets to fake..

On a different note, we had a tree lighting ceremony today, and all the staff had to stand around our ang mo boss and watch him turn on the christmas tree light switch. *rolls eyes*
Apparently they also received taka gift vouchers, which is probably why they were so excited about the whole tree lighting event. (me no have) *sob*
Then our boss tried to educate us on the origins of christmas.

Seriously i wonder how many people realise that modern day christmas celebrations have very little to do with the birth of Christ.
Apart from the date of celebration, going to church and singing hymns that is.

Fun christmas facts

1. The christmas tree is a christian adoptation of a pagan tradition, where they worship an evergreen tree during the winter solistice. (actually it was more a tradition of bringing life into the home during the deary days of winter.)

2. Santa Claus is a corruption of the Dutch name "Sinterklaas", which means simply Saint Nicholas, a Bishop of Myra (located in modern day Turkey) in the fourth century. Among other saintly attributes, he was noted for the care of children, generosity, and the giving of gifts.

3. The date 25th Dec also coincides with two other historical festivals, winter solistice which is an astronomical phenomena, and Dies Natalis Solis Invicti which means "the birthday of the unconquered Sun" a roman pagan holiday.

Morning!

2009-12-01T09:25:00.001+08:00

How’s everyone doing??

Seriously… only the 4 of us on this blog is confirmed for the Chicago Musical. The other two didn’t reply my sms at all. Irritating. I should give them a deadline or something!

ZY! How was dance on Sunday? Did you see your tall cutie?? =p

2:11am

2009-11-27T02:10:00.002+08:00

Happy Hari Raya Haji!!

It's 2:11am and I am still awake. Surfing aimlessly on the internet, hoping to find some interesting site to rest my attention on but nope, no luck with that. So I decided to come here and leave a track.

Mel! ZY! After that super cheesy pizza we had, I've had that nauseous feeling the whole afternoon!

Long weekend ahead, any plans you guys have? Mine..? Just going to rest and relax at home. Gonna do some homework for my cousin's prom. I've been designated the job of make-up artist. Haha! Let's hope she doesn't arrive at her prom looking like a clown! =p

Frivolous expenses of an MNC

2009-11-26T09:49:00.002+08:00

I love working in MNCs. Especially european MNCs.

Starting work in a lifestock feed production MNC already gives me enough laughs.
Our product clientel are big fat and furry, we get free eggs from our satisfied customers and the trade magazines we subscribe to advertise milk extraction devices with optimal udder suction comfort.

Yesterday takes the real cake for What-The-Hell-Are-We-Spending-This-Money-On. Right about 10am, a well groomed gentleman walked pass my cubicle with a look of confidence on his face. I didn't recognise the face, so i assumed it was an out-stationed employee back to report or some client here on a visit.

He turned just at the corner of my cubicle, which struck me as weird since there isn't anyone else sitting beyond my territory. Then he disappered from my sight.
At first i was like, did i just witness a corporate espionage in action? Then his head bobbed back into view and I discovered his most amazing job.

He was now holding a wet cloth, which smelled strange, and he was carefully cleaning the leaves on this handsome looking plant standing beside my office pod.

*Wow* that really is first class horticulture. Now I'm yearning to get a massage.

sick and tired

2009-11-24T21:58:00.003+08:00

ok... i shall do an entry... since i'm the one on MC and supposedly free...

recently been falling ill quite often and it's usually the same thing: cough, sorethroat, fever and what-have-you-related-to-flu-symptoms.

becos i have already maxed out my med claims, i was initially really reluctant to see a doc and report to work on Mon like a zombie. But my mum actually came up with a FABULOUS idea: to visit the polyclinic instead since it's so much cheaper! and YES! it's is A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER.

when I was at the polyclinic waiting for my turn, a thought came to me: This polyclinic is SUPER un-utilised for all it's worth (by me)! the best part.. it's just opposite my house!! was really wondering why i never really make use of it. Well... what can be better and NEAR and CHEAP? hmmm.. really wonder...

although been really resting for 2 days.. i dun really feel much better.. maybe it's psychological? any explanations for it yileng?

well anyways... i'm really looking forward to thurs' lunch! so whoever has lots of time on their hands (*ahem ahem*)... do join us for lunch k! =)

PS: i hate mi cough syrup.. it gives me the shakes... literally...

Tuesday and more

2009-11-24T09:00:00.002+08:00

Since Celine started a post on monday blues, I'm gonna continue with...

Tuesdays are wonderful!

Tuesday: Colleagues are back from Japan, so I'm getting some really nice yummies for tea.

Wednesday: I've passed my aptitude test for the Sys Analyst Course, so going for interview tomorrow.

Thursday: Me, cel and mel are having lunch at City hall.. *ppl who have too much time on their hands are welcome to join*

Friday: Its a holiday!!!!! *yippee*

Saturday: Rest and Recreation

Sunday: Salsa!! *got my eye on a tall cutie*

Next week's gonna suck though... gotta go back to camp next wed for a mobilisation brief. *pui*

Slow Monday

2009-11-23T16:49:00.001+08:00

It's a slow slow Monday. Slow as in feeling sian with no enthusiasm to do anything BUT...

Time seems to pass quite quickly today! Am I even making sense?

40 mins to 5:30pm.
Dance class at 8:15pm.

And PEOPLE! Someone say something about the Japan trip!!

Playlist Added

2009-11-20T17:06:00.001+08:00

Added a Playlist at the side. We can sign in and upload whatever songs we want, I'm assuming that's how it works.

BUT

I can't seem to find the Sign In link when I click Sign In. Click and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Re: Little brown bags

2009-11-20T16:56:00.002+08:00

Erm.. what's a 'schlong'?? Or is this something i shouldn't be asking? Hahah!!

'Sweet young thing'...?! U sound like a perverted old man!!

Hoping you finally mustered enough courage to open up that little brown bag. What did you get? Were you disappointed?

Little brown bags

2009-11-20T14:04:00.007+08:00

Apparently food is the 2nd most common thought on my mind.
*Of course having a "schlong" automatically programs my predominant thought*

Today's post lunch entry focuses on a little known Minds cafe in Funan shopping centre. My 1st choice eating hole. Its really quiet since the entire concept revolves around their gaming facilities, and a weekday lunch really isn't the time to be smacking each other's hands and screaming "Googly oggly poggly"

I was seated near the fire escape *one can never be too safe*. Luckily most schools are out, meaning that I get waited upon by a partcularly young sweet thing who's probably earning some vacation cash.

My lunch consisted of coffee and premade-rebaked spinach lasagne. It was interesting to note that the lasagne had absolutely no texture watsoever. Apart from the colors and vaguly differentiated taste, i could hardly tell if i was chewing on vegetable or sauce. Oh well, i guess it'll be well received by the very young or the toothless.

The only exciting bit about lunch came when i decide to takeaway a banana chocolate muffin. It was carefully warmed for 45 seconds (i counted), placed in a, not plastic but little brown paper bag and folded down neatly.

Now I'm a really big fan of these little brown paper bags because its so quaint. You almost never know for certain what's contained inside, though you can be sure it will be a welcome treat. Like a little surprise box for a gloomy friday afternoon.

I must say that I am almost afraid to open the bag only to find some sub-standard dough like muffin waiting for me. *sigh*

The long & lonely lunch

2009-11-19T12:31:00.003+08:00

Well today is thursday and I'm supposed to meet M&C for lunch.
"Supposed" being the operative word here, reality proved to be different.
Upon sending out my invitation to lunch mail, M replied apologising that he has a lunch training today.

So i started to think, ""Mmm... What kind of courses does DB conduct during lunch training?

My obviously unbalanced mind came up with the following..

1. Learning the how-to-suck-up meal etiquettes.
Learn how to suck up to your clients via tricks like offering him/her the first serving of food, odering in french, how to choose the most expensive looking dish.

2. 101 lunch-time conversational tricks for the aspiring financial consultants.
Engage in seemingly innocent conversation that can easily be pulled into a corporate sales pitch. Like how's your kids these days, do they need an education fund? How's your relationship with your ugly wife, wanna setup a private offshore account?

3. Paying the bill, make it obvious and elaborate!
Make the most out of your bill paying skills, like using a black card to show your obvious talent in making sales. Getting the waitress to read out the bill amount to impress your client, or sign for the bill with a big fat montblanc pen to show off.

Sure beats excel 2007 refresher course anyday yeah?

2009-11-19T11:03:00.001+08:00

Testing my email posting account..

Sorry for the spamming... *NOT*

I did setup this blog.. *muahahahahaha*

Could we ask mr loong to design an exclusive baitches logo... or emblem... or word art??

Get your new Email address!
Grab the Email name you've always wanted before someone else does!

2009-11-19T10:13:00.001+08:00

seriously... zhiyu...

GROW UP!!!

wah! can set up email posting leh!

2009-11-19T09:52:00.001+08:00

Zhiyu, u’ve been b******!

Woohoo!! I think for now, it’s just you and me lah!

Zhiyu has been Bitch Slapped

2009-11-19T09:30:00.003+08:00

Oh my GAWD.... i setup this blog and i've been beaten to the virgin entry... what a sad sad day it is for the original administrator and creator.

Its so bitchy.

Here!

2009-11-19T09:28:00.000+08:00

I'm here! Haha!

Oh you bitch!!

Thank you...

I apologise... I write...

So much for...

Exactly a month

Right down the middle...

Jan's coming to an end!!

31st Jan IS COMING!!!! HELP!!!!

HeyYY!Y!y!y!Y!Y!Y!Y!

Slowing Down...

We sang last night ah...

Post-Lunch Syndrome aka PLS

The longest monday ever..

Happy as a blue bird..

Maybe second days are better?

How were your 1st days?

ZZZ... Wha..?

2010's here!

Happy New Year!!!

Ow ow ow!!!

*sian*

Christmas is boorring....

i realised my wish has been edited too!!!

merrrry xmas!!

Excuse me...

your wish is MELVYN's wish...

ZHIYU's Xmas Wishlist "cont"

CELINE's Xmas Wishlist *edited*

*Jingle balls Jingle balls, Jingle for a lay*

Date maybe?

Thursday is crawling to an end

Help, i think its frozen!

Its Wed afternoon... (let's see how long we can keep this up)

Tuesday Afternoon

ZZzzzz..zz..z

Re: Oh come on now, i'm sure you have something to say...

Re: Oh come on now, i'm sure you have something to say...

Funny taxi man

Oh come on now, i'm sure you have something to say...

Sore throat.. =(

Good evening

Morning!

2:11am

Frivolous expenses of an MNC

sick and tired

Tuesday and more

Slow Monday

Playlist Added

Re: Little brown bags

Little brown bags

The long & lonely lunch

wah! can set up email posting leh!

Zhiyu has been *Bitch Slapped*

Here!

sian

CELINE's Xmas Wishlist edited

Jingle balls Jingle balls, Jingle for a lay

Zhiyu has been Bitch Slapped